Ok. i stole this fleury thing...its puckhuffers, ok?

Ok, first off: FTW??!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Secondly:
BEST PLAYER REVIEW EVER:

Friday, February 13, 2009

CRASH MY NET FRIDAY and Leafs preview.

We know that some of your had some specific expectations for this feature. We're being bitches and not indulging you on the obvious. You'll get it when you least expect it, don't worry. We don't make these executive decisions without reason.

Don't act all disappointed.
This week's CMN is thoroughly deserved.
Ain't no denying it.

MARC-ANDRE FLEURY CAN CRASH MY NET
MAF gets the CMNF award this week because he was on fire against the Sharks. The San Jose game was listed as "DO IT" for most of the Comeback City charts we've seen, but we all know that it was secretly a "Huge" that we didn't want to get all bitchy about if we lost. Winning it was enormous.

We only admit these things after the fact.


BEST FEATURE
Okay, so we have a debate going here.

One of MAF's best features is his undying optimism, his fun-loving nature, and the fact that if you listen to him talk he is really fucking crazy. Like, hiding-in-gym-bags, doing-donuts-in-the-parking-lot crazy. It's the quiet type of crazy, the kind that hides until you really take a moment to decipher what he just said.

That's my take on it. Apparently my mind took a quick vacation from the gutter. Don't worry, Zoe's here for you.

"I think his best feature is inhuman flexibility. . .because seriously. . .I would like to take that groin flexion to bed."

At least one of us has our priorities in line. Shame be on me.

LAST SURGE OF DESIRE

A 2-1 game won in a shootout? That is a goalie's game.
Blocking Dan Boyle in the shootout?
A 97.29% game against the current top ranked team in the NHL?
Marc, honey, come to us.

THE WHOLESOMENESS PART OF IT
We've never actually seen MAF not participate in a Penguins charity event. He is there for every make-a-wish event and hospital visit, he participates in summer sticks, project bundle up, this new Pens and Pins business, and just about every other Penguins event you can find. When he was injured at this time a year ago, he skated with Mario and a handful of other injured Pens to make a 12-year-old's wish come true. They never fucking stop.

And then of course he does these events.



These school situations are always weird, though, even for other teams. Most awkward moment of your life. Love you, Andrew.

Speaking of other teams, we'd like to take this moment to mention something about Penguins charity. And that is that it is fucking insane. As you know, we follow several other teams pretty closely, and we are constantly creeping on most NHL teams. The Penguins are by far the most impressive in the charity department. We are totally appreciative of that. What men.

WHAT HAPPENS THE MORNING AFTER
PARDON ME? WE CAN HAS CRUMPETS NOW?

SIDE NOTE
We are more in love with Véronique than any wife/girlfriend, with the possible exception of Scudsy's wife. Get to it, MAF. We wanna see the fucking adorable wedding photos and hilarious pictures of you being a father.
Such skills with the young.
I CAN HAS BÉBÉ?!?

CONVERSELY, WHO IS NOT EVEN ALLOWED NEAR OUR NETS
CHRIS OSGOOD
-Asshole
-A fattie. And not a Nash fattie. A Hartnell fattie. There is a huge difference.
-Another one shorter than Kim.
-Talentless prick

(not my review of ozzie...im actually kind of ok with him...i just copied and pasted....i love my wings fans)

We play the Maple Jokes tonight...



I hope Pogge doesn't choke...flower sure as hell won't after that article...

On another note:
I'm still pissy...but better...i talked to my mommy and she made it all go away.

Still another note:
Luberon=awesome--most badass part of Provence

Yet still another note:
The flyers still blow.
Philly still sucks.