Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Best moment of my life:



Igor Larionov's daughter (Alyonka) is looking to set Geno up for a scoring chance.

Thanks to thepensblog for bringing that video to my attention.

Other Russian news:
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[Sarah T.]
That is not Photoshopped.
wewantthecup

"The Penguins are completely buying into Dan Bylsma's system and it shows. They're a much tougher team to play against and they display the kind of work ethic that was completely missing during the middle of the season. The Pens have picked a great time to get hot. Empty Netters points out that Bylsma' currently has the best record of any mid-season replacement coach in Penguins history.

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[Corbin S.]

Bylsma is definitely teaching the Penguins to play to their strengths. Also, the new additions to the team have been outstanding.

Chris Kunitz has 12 points in 12 games as a Penguin.

Bill Guerin has 10 points in 9 games."

Calgary tonight, the Pens will face Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla (I'm not kidding, that's his name) and the Calgary Flames tonight. I really didn't need to say that, it's just cool to write out the longest name in hockey. we have to win to keep 6th against Carolina in two games.
Do It.

LETS GO PENS


IN other news,
They set up completely new classes for us in the bureau: in other words, bye bye and F***k the FAC. Kelly had some choice french words when discussing the situation the other day that suggested we may not be cooperating too wholeheartedly with them in the future, either. So, on the whole, and improvement, but not to the extent I'd like: for example, I won't get enough credits to graduate in December like I wanted. (upside, more study time for the LSAT and GRE) (other upside, more living time with the brober--eh, Deedee?!)
So, I'm taking Introduction A la Geopolitique, France en perpective, Histoire et evolution de la langue francaise et des styles, theatre francais de 17 et 18 siecles, and expression ecrite.
So, the class equivalent of "hundreds of hot chicks and one ugly one" (nashville peep show reference-dont worry if you dont get it)
In all, it kinda makes you feel like this:


On less painful notes, the south of this country I call France is finally showing signs of what it is noted for: warmth and beauty. The sun has been out all week, 15 degrees, and the wind only tugs at your skin rather than ripping it off. I plan on going to Cannes in May for the film festival, and I'll let you know if I manage to see someone famous :-P.
Why did my Mom have to send me a picture of cake?! NOW I WANT SOME~
ok, its my dad's birthday, but still...mmmmmm. My niece is now totally comfortable with the idea of "answering a computer" to talk to me rather than the phone, and I'm not sure how I feel about that. Ok, I'm being random now. Pens update tomorrow, and more obnoxious opinions about how malkin and flower rock your world etc. Will probably be more France in there too somewhere...
Grace is coming this weekend---I can hardly keep my pants on, can't wait!
A+

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Lolly lolly lolly get your MVP here!

Malkin = EPIC WIN
SICK.

Props to thepensblog for the recap...way too good, man


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Nice to see the Moose. First start in Mellon Arena as an opponent.
Right of the bat, things looked bleak.
Some guy scores within the first minute for the Thrash.
Anytime you do something within a minute, sans ejaculating, it is probably a good thing. 1-0.

How dumb are the Thrashers? Why wouldn't you be tanking it?
Tavares could save your franchise. Pride is one of the seven deadly sins.

The Pens, kind of recovering from the Bruins game, wait awhile to wake up.
But Bing draws a penalty, and a new-look powerplay sets up.

Malkin is finally taken off the left point, and put on the right wing.
LGP almost explodes.
After another Thrasher takes a penalty, Gonch lets one fly.
1-1.

Gonch may have won the Norris this season if he wasn't hurt.
Six goals in fifteen games. He had like 5 in the first 45 last year.

Moose kept the Thrashers in the game the rest of the period, but they couldn't give him any support. The Pens, like Peter North, just kept coming.

Finally they drew a penalty. And who else but Kunitz would cash in on the powerplay.

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2-1

What a player.
A Thrasher player throws up after realizing Chris Thorburn plays on his team.

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We are so behind on everything, it isn't even funny anymore.
Having a third staffer would be money in the bank.
But we don't even have time for that process till summer.

But we like adding more work for ourselves.
We got two solid pics we'd like to see made into banners for the site:

Solid pic of the Mellon:
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[Thanks to Terry S]

and this pic from Columbus:
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Another pic from Terry.
Desktop Wallpaper?

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To get the full-sized pic, right-click and view image.
Or just drag it into a separate tab.

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In the second, the Thrashers fell apart faster than a WPXI newscast.
The Sesame Street line starts going nuts.

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Staal.
3-1

Staal has 20 goals out of nowhere.
Think about all the open nets he missed.
He is a 30-goal scorer.
80-plus goals from your first-, second-, and third-line centers. Man.

The Pens weren't done though.
After the Thrashers take a penalty to negate a powerplay, Malkin scores a nasty goal 4-on-4.
Off the faceoff he goes to the net, kicks the puck to his stick, and backhands it past Moose.
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4-1

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Malkin wasn't done yet.
Thrashers take another penalty.
Powerplayblog.

Malkin from Jagrville.
Heidelberg has no clue.

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5-1

The Thrashers score, just to make us think bad thoughts. 5-2.
Period ends.

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Most confusing photoshop we have ever gotten.


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Usually we'd be prepared for the worst, but the Pens were in control.
Gonch gets his fourth point of the night on a sick pass to Mark Eaton on a 2-on-1.
Two defenseman on a 2-on-1. HCMT's head just exploded.
Malkin with an assist on the play. Five points.

The third period was cruise control until the Thrashers started being dicks.
Some dude got all pissed off, and the Gods smacked some dude.

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That dude in the white may or may not be a ref a Bills Golf Land.
Quigs? yesssssssssssssssssss.
The on-ice referee made a bad call in his honor.

Malkin tried to run the score up, but Hedberg was there.
Then Malkin got a breakaway and was tripped.

Penalty shot.

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Great pic by Neil shows the puck skipping.
Malkin misses the net.
Mom and Dad are still cool with it.
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[Brian H]

The crowd seemed confused on whether to chant "Geno" or "MVP."
We will be in attendance on Friday, and an MVP chant WILL be started. Bank.

Kunitz had one last chance to help Malkin get his sixth point.
No dice.

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[Fleuryous]

Game.

bar

Okay, now for france:

Dear Fac Students,

I have additional information for you regarding the changes in our program as a result
of the strike. Please read this information carefully and feel free to come talk to us
if you have questions.

We are in the process of creating courses that are meant to replace your courses at the
Fac completely and immediately.

? First, some good news: you will have your full spring break, from April 18 ? May 4.

? Your home universities have decided that you will receive 3 credits for each 2-hour
course you take at the office.

? The spring language courses (the Cours Intensif and Expression écrite) are now
included in the figure of 12 credits that you must take this semester.

? You must take at least 12 credits worth of program courses. This figure includes the
program language courses, ?Histoire du cinéma français,? ?La France en perspective,?
and all of the new courses we are creating this week and next.

? Many of you have asked whether you can continue to take a class at the Fac that is not
on strike. We do not think this is a good idea, because it?s possible that a professor
could decide to strike later on, when it?s far too late to pick up another course, or
that a total blockage of the Fac could occur. We are thus requiring you to take 12
credits of program courses, but if you choose to take additional course at the Fac, you
can do so. I cannot allow you to risk going below the minimum 12 credits, as this would
have serious ramifications for your financial aid packages and your overall academic
progress.

? Even if the Fac re-opens completely again, you are still obliged to take 12 credits of
program courses.

? The program will go until June 27. Your home universities are requiring these extra
weeks in order to ensure thirty contact hours in the courses we have created.

? Keep checking your email everyday, because we will be updating our courses
substantially this week.

Please sign up for an appointment with me this week so that we can begin the process of
academic advising again.

Thank you for the extraordinary patience and good will you have demonstrated throughout
the semester.

Best regards,

Mme Conway


Dear students,

As promised, I am sending you a more complete chart of the new courses we are offering
at the office to replace the Fac courses. Please see the attached document.

As I mentioned before:

? each new course is worth 3 credits

? the minimum number of credits you must take is 12. This figure includes the spring
language courses.

Don't forget: your presence in class is obligatory. Role will be taken.

We're very pleased with our new plan and we hope you are, as well. I look forward to
speaking with you all as soon as possible. The sign- up sheets for our meeting are
available in the office.

If you know what you plan to take already, please send an email to Mme Féral
immediately, as she may need to rent classrooms. But you still need to come see me to
discuss your plans.

Warmest regards,

Mme Conway

Strikes in France

The Office of Overseas Study has been in close touch with its Academic Program in Aix en Provence (APA) at the Université de Provence, a consortium program shared with the University of Wisconsin-Madison and the University of Michigan.

The Aix program administrators are keeping us apprised of this strike which was initiated by faculty members in France, not disconcerted students as is usually the case.
At this point, with no resolution in sight, the consortium is faced with the unusual prospect of the cancellation of the academic semester at the Université de Provence. Since the beginning of the strike, the APA program has ensured that students have continued with their course work whether or not the course was meeting. Many of the faculty members continued to teach their courses, despite the strike, and many stayed in touch with students via e-mail. The program also organized special lectures and independent study, and privately hired faculty to teach tutorials during the strike.

The APA program has also created an array of courses for program participants taught by local French faculty to replace the courses at the Université de Provence. Due to the uncertainty of the strike situation, the APA consortium has concluded that offering APA courses is the only way to assure full academic credit for the semester whether or not the strike is resolved.

We will continue to monitor the situation on a daily basis and will update this statement accordingly.

For more information on Indiana University’s response to the strikes in France as it pertains to the program in Aix-en-Provence, please review the statement jointly issued by the universities in the APA consortium.

Students taking courses at the Institut d'Études Politiques are not affected by the strike and will continue to take their regularly scheduled courses at the IEP.

Kathleen Sideli

DEAR STUDENTS,
we are writing to remind you that France functions at fail level. If you are discouraged, tough. We're just gonna teach you ourselves.

*insert veiled frustration with a loving salutation*
Your Bureau.
CRY.
SCREAM.
WHEEZE.
COUGH.
CHOKE.
SPUTTER.
SIGH.
give up.
I'm taking classes at the bureau from hired tutors.
I'm dropping out of the university they made me drop out of IU for a year to go to.
I'm writing a paper about a theatre for credits I lost during a WHITE OUT.
I'm not sure what I think of all this, yet.
I'm still masochistically in love with Europe.

Monday, March 16, 2009

Friday, March 13, 2009

Home sweet Mellon.

A moment of silence, please:



Coming up:
Greve.
Hockey.
France in General.

Still on strike. 90 old guys turned in letters of resignation that made Sarkozy rejoin NATO with all of his french fury.

Pens lost yesterday. First for a while...PENSBLOG ON MORE:

"That save right there might have saved the Penguins' playoff life."
-- Bob Errey, paraphrased.

Quotes don't get more big-time than that.
MAF made a big stop with about 12 seconds left to preserve at least a point.

But should the Pens have even been in that position?
Hell yeah, they should have.
Making up a 3-goal deficit with 15 minutes to work with is no joke.

If the Pens were on a "win one, lose one" streak,
we would be pissed that the Pens "can't play 60 minutes."

If ANY sportswriter comes out and grumbles about the Pens not playing 60 minutes,
they shouldn't have a job.

Let's cut them some slack. They've won a few games in a row here.
And that third-period comeback is the calling card of a red-hot hockey team.

France.
Strikes, NATO, and kids staying out all night so that they don't have to get up in the morning to do nothing. Instead, they get up in the afternoon and work out, then stay out all night again.

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

http://penguins.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?hlg=20082009,2,994&event=PIT220

http://penguins.nhl.tv/team/console.jsp?hlg=20082009,2,994&event=PIT734

The Incredible Malk started the scoring with an impossible backhand and then absolutely undressed Vokoun for the second SO goal and the win. Le-tank scored the other SO goal and nearly killed Vokoun's water bottle in the process. Cookie plastered Booth into the boards for the Sammich of the Game. Crosby went 1g 1a but was blocked in the SO.

7.

28.

Marc Andre Fleury faced one less shot than the stats say he did. I don't care who calls me a liar, I agree with THEFLOWERSHOP, the third Panther's goal was kicked in!

"I saw it, you saw it, somehow the footage was sabotaged between Pittsburgh and Toronto, 'cause the guys in the War Room couldn't have seen the replay that I saw. Ballard looked like he had a Soccer flashback and put it behind MAF."

I love when Malkin's parents are in town for two reasons:
1) His stats become UNREAL
2) this:
(after Geno's epic goal)

14 games. 28 points. 106.
DO IT
jump

LETS GO PENS

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Dying cat, or...how Russians call for help.

One cannot forecast the action of Russia. It is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma.

Теперь, я как раз трудн. Я имел тип сегодня, окончательно. Было смущая вещью я всегда испытывал. Профессор использовал акронимы для всего, и никогда не заканчивал предложение. Почему, когда я окончательно нахожу в типе, делает его для того чтобы чувствовать как я или уснувш или пьян?! На поднимающей вверх стороне, контора планирует научить нам некоторому другому путю кроме препятствовать нам запреть в никудышном университете здесь. По возможности самое неработоспособное место в мире, Провансаль только имеет красотку для того чтобы компенсировать свою неправоспособность. Но красотка здесь обильный. Я желаю что я смогло показать вас эта часть страны, его напоминает меня что мир, деиствительно, красивейшее место.

Хороший день.

Это для Bethany

Monday, March 9, 2009

For my brober...I'm "Screaming Infidelities"...i really miss you all.

I'm missing your bed
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots where we'd have to speak,
And this bottle of beast
Is taking me home

[1.]
I'm cuddling close
To blankets and sheets
But you're not alone, and you're not discreet
Make sure I know who's taking you home.

I'm reading your note over again
There's not a word that I comprehend,
Except when you signed it
"I will love you always and forever."

[2.]
Well As for now I'm gonna hear the saddest songs
And sit alone and wonder
How you're making out
But as for me, I wish that I was anywhere with anyone
Making out.

I'm missing your laugh
How did it break?
And when did your eyes begin to look fake?
I hope you're as happy as you 're pretending.

[1.]
I am alone
In my defeat I wish I knew you were safely at home

I'm missing your bed
I never sleep
Avoiding the spots where we'd have speak, and
This bottle of beast is taking me home.

[2.]

Your hair, it's everywhere.
Screaming infidelities
And taking its wear.
[Repeat Four times]

Just so you know I'm not being emo...just well...ok...emotional... ;-D



Saturday, March 7, 2009

A nervous tic motion of the head to the left

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Friday, March 6, 2009

meow.

Its goin' down.


Dear Students,

We had all hoped that the strike would be over by now, but, as you well know, many
professors are still on strike at the Fac. As a result, Mme Féral, Patricia and I are
busy creating alternative courses for you at IEFEE and within the program. We are still
hoping that the strike will be called off by the end of this week, but if it is not, we
will implement our new plan next week. We are determined to create a meaningful
educational experience for you in Aix-en- Provence, even if it ends up a bit compressed.
We may need to call on you to be flexible if we are unable to recreate precisely all the
courses in which you are enrolled at the Fac.

Meanwhile, we desperately need information from you so that we can make plans. Please
send us a list of the courses you're taking at the Fac (including the codes) and the
status of those courses. Have they started up again? Were they ever cancelled? Have
your professors given you work to do? At the moment, we have only a partial picture of
the current situation. It will be impossible for us to create educational alternatives
for you if we don't know your situation. Thanks again for your patience in this crazy situation. We look forward to receiving
your emails containing your course information and seeing you at the meeting on Tuesday.

Warmest regards,

Mme Conway



PENS WIN.
Posted by PENSBLOG STAFF


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HUGE.

http://www.thepensblog.com/images/stories/games/66/-3.jpg

What did the Pens do wrong in this game? Not too much.
Except Sykora was obviously drunk.

If you're getting scoring chances while minimizing
the decent chances the other team gets, you played a good game.

The Pens didn't make any glaring errors in this one.
And they haven't done so in a while.



The Pens have won 5 in a row. 7 of 8.
This is happening exactly when the Pens needed this to happen.
You can call it peaking at the right time if you want to.
Sunday's game in Washington is the game for many reasons. Bring it.



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ROWR

Sid's played tonight.
Kunitz and Guerin played with him in practice.

Gonchar had sex with his wife after the Stanley Cup Finals
and is paying the price for it now.

Goligoski got called up.


The pens are on a boat...an awesome boat.



Love for the lonely island

and for my chem.

Monday, March 2, 2009

REAL MEN DON'T KILL COYOTES--THEY STEAL STARS FROM STARS

LONDON! (more posts on this coming)
Why yes, your Majesty, I'd love some tea.

Tower of London Prison and Torture Chamber

No Clue, but it looked like Flitwick's classroom

PIRATE PASTIES

I am a Ghost on the Cambridge frontier...

Hockey:
To Start: Some LOLguins.





LOVE TO THEFLOWERSHOP:



Marc Andre Fleury racked up his 100th win this afternoon in a rare (second time this year) Sunday win for the Pens. To tell you how cool (or just out of it) this guy is, he didn't even know it was his hundredth until Potash told him after the game. Flower stopped 20 of 21 shots and kept the scoreboard clean until 14 minutes or so left in the third period when Erikson of the stars flipped in a power play goal during what seemed like a rash of Pittsburgh penalties. The Tower of Flower Power was making some quality saves, just needed to make fewer of them. Flower is Ok with facing so few shots (so am I) he thinks it just gives the team a better chance to win, and we all like that idea. So the Pens are now in 8th place in the Conference having, at least temporarily jumped over Carolina and the Buffaslugs.

Let's see, where to begin.... oh yeah. FSN has now been crossed off my Christmas card list.... I missed more than half of the first period and Le-tank's goal when their Atlanta 'Master Control' went off-line. (I suspect collusion by the Thrashed, Army's still pissed about being traded) But they got the game back by the second, so they just missed a visit by my Scary Witchdoctor Lady. Tank's goal was a thing of beauty set up by Scud's hit in the zone and Geno's pass, it ended up being the game winner. The Incredible Malk added another 3 points (1g, 2a) to continue to lead the League in points. And evidently Sydor still owes Geno 50 bucks and got traded to avoid paying it back. Geno squashed Syds against the glass in the second period, just after Error called him a 'bull' out on the ice. Staal has been playing like a madman at both ends of the ice, I think this is what they had in mind when they extended his contract. And Miro Satan flat stole the puck and mesmerized the Stars with his Infernal Stare and finessed the puck in behind Stephan.

The Pens had another brush with their 3rd period slump, but it was much shorter and they seemed to snap out of it when Eriksson scored the PP goal. I think Coach Dan is getting his system of playing into their heads. And since their heads mostly control their feet and hands, I guess that's a good thing. So it's on to the Sunshine-less state for Tampa Tuesday, and Sunrise (have fun Penschick!) Thursday. The Catnips won their game today, keeping just a fingertip ahead of the Pens. We'll see how this plays out by the end of the week, but both the Raggers and the Cats are 2 points ahead of the Pens, the Kitties have one game in hand (don't make me go through that again) but the Raggers do not, but they absolutely crushed the Av's this afternoon 6-1.

3 STARS Picked By: Mac Engel (FWST)

Pos Player

C 71 E. MALKIN

L 26 R. FEDOTENKO

D 58 K. LETANG


France is still on strike until Friday. I feel like this post is getting monotonous. Maybe I'll have class soon...now I kinda just don't want to...


Malkin = BEAST

DALLAS (AP) -The Pittsburgh Penguins are making the most of their time without injured captain Sidney Crosby.

NHL scoring leader Evgeni Malkin had a goal and two assists, Marc-Andre Fleury made 20 saves, and the Penguins won their third in a row without Crosby, 4-1 over the stumbling Dallas Stars on Sunday.

Crosby, who began the day as the league's No. 3 scorer with 79 points, has missed three games due to a left groin injury.

Malkin more than compensated for Crosby's absence, earning the primary assist on goals by Jordan Staal and Kris Letang, and striking on the power play in the second period. He has 92 points in 64 games.

"We're playing right now without Sid - an outstanding player - and eventually we will get him back and add to how we're playing," said interim coach Dan Bylsma, 5-1-1 since getting the job on Feb. 15. "We still need to get better and better going down the stretch."

Miroslav Satan also scored for Pittsburgh, 2-0 on its five-game road trip. The Penguins jumped over Buffalo and Carolina into eighth place in the Eastern Conference.

"We have to keep improving if we want to make the playoffs," Fleury said. "We've had such a tough time and a battle to get back into contention."

Malkin said the Penguins must concentrate on immediate goals and not look too far ahead.

"The trophy is not the thing right now, the two points are the thing," Malkin said.

The Stars lost their season-high fifth straight, finishing a 1-5 homestand during which they fell below the postseason cutoff line in the West. Dallas has scored six goals during its slide.

"Teams are smelling blood when they play us and feel we're down and out," Stars center Mike Modano said. "They feel if they play well, we'll lay over and bow out. That ought to be incentive for us to surprise some teams. We're at a crossroads right now. We need to heighten the alert level and the desperation level."

The Stars open a three-game road trip on Tuesday against Pacific Division rivals San Jose, Los Angeles and Anaheim.

"Nobody's feeling sorry for us," Dallas defenseman Stephane Robidas said. "Nobody's going to give us a game. It's a big trip coming up. We're in a tough spot right now. We didn't have any emotion this afternoon."

Loui Eriksson scored a power-play goal for the Stars, breaking Dallas' 0-for-20 drought with the man advantage.

Rookie Tobias Stephan stopped 19 shots for Dallas in his first start since Dec. 13. Marty Turco had made 32 consecutive starts before getting a break on Sunday.

Staal fired the rebound of Malkin's shot past Stephan at 4:08 of the opening period for his 17th goal.

Letang made it 2-0 at 16:21 of the first period, skating in alone from the right side off a pass from Malkin and backhanding a shot by Stephan.

Satan took advantage of a turnover by defenseman Trevor Daley to extend the lead to 3-0 at 8:18 of the second period. Daley mis-hit a pass attempt, and the puck landed on the stick of Satan, who went in by himself and tapped a shot into an open net for his 17th.

Malkin connected from the slot through Stephan's pads at 12:38 of the second period. His 29th goal gave the Penguins a 4-0 edge.

Notes: This was the only meeting between the teams this season. Pittsburgh was playing in Dallas for only the second time since 2003. ... Crosby was injured in a game against Washington last weekend. He skated before Sunday's game and said he's feeling better, but he's still not ready for game action. ... Penguins RW Petr Sykora remained in the lineup despite an upper-body injury that kept him out of practice on Saturday.

TONI! Me = Wall.
You + Me = Wall with Steeltown reinforcements


Sunday, March 1, 2009

Single Ladies or, YOUMAKEMETOUCHYOURHANDSFORSTUPIDREASONS

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